Leo:
(July 23 – August 22)

In 1996, Liam ditched MTV Unplugged at the last minute due to a “sore throat,” leaving Noel to perform solo while his allegedly sick brother heckled from the balcony, beer in hand. Don’t confuse drama with daring, Leo. If you want the mic—take it.

Virgo:
(August 23 – September 22)

Oasis recorded their iconic album Definitely Maybe (1994) in a blur of cigarettes, Guinness, and gall and it became the fastest-selling debut in British history, rocketing the band to fame with hit singles like “Supersonic.” This month, precision meets punk energy. You’re one well-placed curse word away from a breakthrough.

Libra:
(September 23 – October 22)

Even at the legendary Abbey Road Studios, Oasis stayed true to their anarchic selves while recording Be Here Now (1997)—blasting Beatles at 4 a.m. and ultimately getting banned. They were eventually allowed back in 2008 (paying in cash), but may this serve as a reminder, Libra, that you don’t need to blend in with your icons to become one yourself. Tip the scale the whole way. 

Scorpio:
(October 23 – November 21)

In classic Noel fashion, the songwriter once revealed that wild partying at his London mansion, Supernova Heights, in the early ’90s caused his two cats—aptly named “Benson” and “Hedges”—to have nervous breakdowns. Indulge in your vices this month, but be mindful of how they affect those you love.

Sagittarius:
(November 22 – December 21)

Oasis’s first international gig was derailed by a ferry fistfight with Chelsea F.C. fans, ending with Liam and band members Bonehead, Guigsy, and Tony getting arrested and deported back to England. Noel, who slept through the whole thing, went on to hang out with The Verve in Amsterdam. Choose your own adventure, Sagg—sometimes it’s all in the detour.

Capricorn:
(December 22 – January 19)

The cover art for “Live Forever” (1994) features John Lennon’s childhood home—a nod to humble beginnings and working-class dreamers. Beneath all the Gallagher brothers’ mayhem was a desire to truly matter. Capricorn, whatever you’re building this month, make it last.

Aquarius:
(January 20 – February 18)

In 2009, Oasis were banned from performing in China after authorities deemed them “unsuitable” due to Noel’s participation in the 1997 Tibetan Freedom Concert in New York, where he played alongside U2 and Coldplay. Aquarius, your beliefs might stir up trouble this month—but don’t backtrack. You’re here to rattle cages.

Pisces:
(February 19 – March 20)

Later that year, the infamous “Paris altercation” ended Oasis. Minutes before their headlining set at Rock en Seine, Liam swung a guitar (and a plum) at Noel backstage. That night, Noel quit the band, citing years of “verbal and violent intimidation.” Don’t wait for a brawl to set your limits this season, Pisces—exit early.

Aries:
(March 21 – April 19)

Surprisingly, Oasis isn’t named after a desert utopia. The Gallagher brothers got their name from the Oasis Leisure Centre in small-town Swindon—featured on a tour poster for the late-1980s Brit rock band Inspiral Carpets that hung in their shared childhood bedroom. Look around, Aries—the next big idea is already on your wall.

Taurus:
(April 20 – May 20)

During the 1995 (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? sessions, Liam and his rowdy mates crashed the countryside studio mid-recording. Noel retaliated with a legendary cricket bat to the head. Protect your peace this season, because it might be just what you need to finish a masterpiece.

Gemini:
(May 21 – June 20)

Did you know that Liam hated “Wonderwall” the moment he heard it in rehearsal? “Every time I have to sing it I want to gag,” he said in a 2008 interview. Noel has also grumbled that it’s “not a fucking rock’n’roll’tune.” Classic Gemini paradox—this month, channel that duality. You don’t have to love the thing to be brilliant at it.

Cancer:
(June 21 – July 22)

The brothers have a poetically unmatched sibling rivalry—Noel once called Liam “a man with a fork in a world of soup,” to which Liam fired back by calling Noel “a potato.” Brush off the absurdity this month, moon baby. As they say, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em…