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Your Horoscope According To Shit Patti Smith Did

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last updated: December 22, 2023

Capricorn: (December 22 – January 19) Happy Solar Return, Capricorn! May you celebrate, surrounded by love and blessings for many more years to come. Every birthday presents a new opportunity for growth, for shedding beliefs that no longer serve you and leveling UP! As you transition through this cycle, embrace the energy of our beloved […]

Your Horoscope According To Shit Britney Spears Did

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last updated: November 24, 2023

Sagittarius: (November 22 – December 21) Back when Twitter was still called Twitter, Britney Spears sent one of the site’s most enduringly hilarious Tweets back in 2011: “Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she’s a really interesting artist.” Without the quote-Tweet feature invented yet, it was […]

Your Horoscope According To Shit Björk Did

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last updated: October 22, 2023

Scorpio: (October 23 – November 21) Right now it’s your world, Scorpio, and everyone else is just living in it. Use this time to lean into your natural inclination towards transformation. Put Björk’s song “Pluto” on your playlists for the month, and repeat the lyrics as a mantra: “I’ll be brand new/Brand new tomorrow/A little […]

Your Horoscope According To Shit Freddie Mercury Did

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last updated: August 29, 2023

Virgo: (August 23 – September 22) Undoubtedly Queen’s most famous song, “Bohemian Rhapsody” changed the music industry forever. But such operatic pop perfection is not achieved easily: it took Freddie seven years to finish writing it. It’s no wonder why he was running that recording studio like the Navy, making Brian May and Roger Taylor […]

Your Horoscope According To Shit Nipsey Hussle Did

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last updated: July 21, 2023

Leo: (July 23 – August 22) As a Leo, you are likely the star of your friend group. Leos are comfortable being the centre of attention and are fiercely ambitious. Nipsey Hussle epitomized the energy of a Leo. This is the time to take control of your situation and steer it in the right direction. […]

Your Horoscope According To Shit Post Malone Did

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last updated: June 21, 2023

Cancer: (June 21 – July 22) Post Malone has long been a common answer to the question of which celebrity people would most like to be friends with, and a big reason for that has to be his unbridled enthusiasm and childlike spirit for the things that excite him – especially the Saturday morning cartoons […]

Your Horoscope According To Shit Cher Did

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last updated: May 24, 2023

Gemini: (May 21 – June 20) Cher has had countless iconic fashion moments over the years, but one of her most memorable is the barely-there sheer bodysuit she wore in the 1989 music video for “If I Could Turn Back Time.” She topped it off with a studded leather jacket, as she strutted around a […]

Your Horoscope According To Shit Rihanna Did

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last updated: April 24, 2023

Taurus: (April 20 – May 20) It’s no secret that since the release of her album ANTI in 2016, Rihanna has been focusing on her FENTY  beauty makeup line. Launched in 2017, the makeup line was an overnight success and has been praised for its inclusivity of all skin types, featuring 50 shades of foundation […]

Your Horoscope According To Shit Billy Corgan Did

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last updated: March 22, 2023

Aries (March 21 – April 19) Smashing Pumpkins followed up their iconic record Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (1995) with the somber electronic-laden Adore (1998) which was met with mixed reactions from fans. This tough string of luck continued in the early 2000s with the release of Machine/The Machines of Gods and Machina II/The […]

Your Horoscope According To Shit Miley Cyrus Did

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last updated: February 27, 2023

Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Cyrus’ upcoming album places focus on the age-old adage of “new year new me,” as she focuses on bettering herself after stepping once again into the single life. While the ball dropping on 2023 is now a couple months behind us, we know that you value the re-evaluation that […]